2nd House Boy

Meet my new roommate. Chad just said a sappy goodbye and made me bawl. New Roommy comes up the stairs to move in with gateraid in hand and biffs it on the top stair. Full out body slam into the ground. The embarrased laughter begins. "Just so you know, new roommy, I have done that about...oh...fifty bazillion times. And every time, Chad is home. And every time, Chad comes out of his room and looks at me like this: *rolled eye smirk*." New Roommy offers me a gateraid. New Roommy and I are going to get along very, very well.