Further Locker-Room Remembrances:

Have you ever noticed how hard it is to not look at a person that you are trying to have a conversation with? You are at a sleepover, getting ready to crash on the sofa for popcorn and a chick flick starring some hot eye-candy, and your friend gives you a “Don’t look; I am about to change!” warning that you hear and confirm. The comfy-cozy pants are coming on!

Ten seconds later, your friend starts up a sentence about how hot Ashton Kutcher’s tush is on a scale of one to ten (the answer is eleven, in case your curious mind got sidetracked there…) but is forced to finish with a: “ Awwh! I told you not to look!!!”

You turn full-swing circles, round and round, trying awkwardly to figure out why you forgot so quickly and where to bat the eyes to now. Your mouth mumbles a million embarrassed and confused apologies.


Oh, humans. We never change.