Lessons From The Night:

- Nearly a year later, one may still have an "Andy-Day";

- No, God isn't real enough to me: A band of boys came in late last night to the hotel harrassing me and I prayed God would send my co-worker in early...why didn't I just pray God would protect me? Duh;

- Not a good idea to eat sweets at midnight-thirty right before heading off into a nightmare-filled slumber;

- Never shave your legs in the shower when you are angry;

- Needing someone to be 'on my side';

- Non-believing people make the better friends.