The Pleasant Locker-Room Atmosphere:

It always amazes me how fast women get naked in the locker room.

Two seconds out of the pool and BAM! Boobs everywhere. Now, granted, the old argument that we all know what breasts look like because we all have them: We all have boobs. But really…where did that ridiculous justification even come from? No two people look the same. No two boobs on one woman even look the same, hardly! I’m still getting used to my own anatomy, and it is very, very awkward to be in a room full of flaunting, naked, saggy, old bodies. How hard is it, really, to just put a towel over yourself as you change?

Because the only other person that needs to see that is your spouse.